El Blanqueador

Everybody has been waiting for it – El Blanqueador, a fantastic washing powder. It can remove even the dirtiest stains from your conscience. El Blanqueador can be used like a normal washing powder. Take a white sheet, write all the sins you’ve committed on it, then place everything in the washing machine at 11 degrees. After a quick wash, all the stains on the sheets and conscience will be history. If you want to get back any kind of mental virginity (or even sexual) use El Blanqueador: the conscience whitener!

It works!
And you are ready to sin again!